Joel on Software - Blue Chip report card

Joel Spolsky spent 15 minutes at ETECH today presenting his grades on the state of a few products. I don’t know if it was due to the short time he had, but his presentation came across as half standup comedy, half presentation.

His Grading Formula™:

  • Make people happy (give them control)
  • Think about emotions
  • Obsess over aesthetics
  • His first example was Reddit.com - he goes to the site because of the Reddit alien. It looks like a human baby, and babies are cute. (note: WTF?)
    Happy: A

    Emotions: A

    Aesthetics: B

    Final grade: A

    Motorola: Razr / Pebble
    Happy:
    D
    Emotion: A
    Aesthetics: A
    Final grade: B

    Internet Calendars

    He bashed all the stupid web-based calendars that have popped up lately, and bashed the ancient Yahoo Calendar. Then he brought up Airset. His litmus test for a good calendar was whether or not he could enter his flight times and info into the calendar. Airset, also has a java phone app that Joel claims doesn’t suck.
    Happy: A (control)
    Emotion: B
    Aesthetics: C
    Final: B

    Contemporary web design: F
    He said something along the lines of:

    “All contemporary web design is ugly. Enough with the pastels and Arial! You’re all copying Google. That’s not what made Google Google. Google’s was making a statement against the portals of yore. When you copy their fonts, you’re not making a statement. So, Web site design in general gets a F.”


    Published on March 9th, 2006 by Gino Zahnd under Article. There are No parts to the discussion so far.
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